Popped round to a neighbour's for a cuppa yesterday. Elanor aka the human dustbin was offered a Dairylea cheese triangle from the fridge. She looked at it apprehensively - 'what is it?' she asked. 'It's cheese' said the neighbour.
She took a desultory nibble and gave it back 'That's NOT cheese'
My Mum would have been so proud!